windy city

overheard in the past 2 days:

Loudspeaker on the cta metro train in Chicago on my way to the Green Mill, Al Capone's favorite spot:
-- soliciting and gambling are forbidden on CTA trains. Thank you for your cooperation.

United Airways flight on Saturday night, captain speeking:
--Instead of listening to air traffic control on Channel 9 I have the cubbs game for you all...